Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Girls Basketball.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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