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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A walrus walks into a bar

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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