Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

i dont like chris

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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