Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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i dont like chris

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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