What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Women's rights.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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captcha: all yer base

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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