What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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