How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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