What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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