- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

whats a dick a dick

Punch line.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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