What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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