What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Jaden McMichael

What is cold? Winter

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Darude- Sandstorm

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Matt is not funny.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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