A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Your all fags

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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your father died

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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