- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is Worse than the holocaust?

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Today is May 18 2016.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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