Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Women's rights.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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