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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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