My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

modern love

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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