What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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heads up!

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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