The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Melbourne Football Club.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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