- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Knock knock, Come in...

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

roses are red, violets are violet.

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