- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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