- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

The game!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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