How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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