- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Melbourne Football Club.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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