Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

obama's promises

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Civil Rights.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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