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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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