What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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19th amendment

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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