- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Ted Haggard.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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