THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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