The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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