How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Ted Haggard.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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