Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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