- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What is White over Black? Society.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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