Black people

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Mike tyson

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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This sentence is false.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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