- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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