- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Knock Knock.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

guess what? chicken butt.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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