roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Ted Haggard.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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7

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hey guys what's up?

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Obamacare haters

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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I ponder

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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