She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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