- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

bitches be crafty.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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