Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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justin bieber

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Today is May 18 2016.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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