Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Woman's rights.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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