what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Straight men can be bronies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What is long and black The unemployment line

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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