A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

This is not an anti joke.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Dylan is a person

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Stephen Walking.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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