Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Punch line.

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Stephen Walking.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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buttcrack thumbs up

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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