What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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