- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

poo is yummy

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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