- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

whats a willy? -brock

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

The Pope

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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