- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

wots brown and smells like shite shite

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??