How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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penis

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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