- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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