Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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woman's rights

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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