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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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