- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

pineapples

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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