- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Worst joke ever

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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