- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Women's rights.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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