- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Woman.

Billy Cundiff.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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