- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

whats black? a black man

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Knock knock --Come in.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

GONNA

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

You have cancer

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Butt Sex.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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