what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

save water shower with friends

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Yes!

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

YOU

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

This sentence is false.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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