- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

i cant think of one.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

im black

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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