- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Nock Nock It's open.

Knock knock. Come in.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

im a dragon, no im not

What's funnier than 24? 25

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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