Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Obamacare haters

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Dylan is a person

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