- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians