- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Murder me once, shame on you.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Your mom.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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