- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

The Game.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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