milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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