- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

i like turtals and kids

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

I enjoy anal.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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