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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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