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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

girls basketball

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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