- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Butt Sex.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

eloise dey.

Knock knock, Come in...

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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