- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

pickle juice?

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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