The WNBA.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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so dont touch it.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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kiss me?

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