A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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