What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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