- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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