- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

This is not an anti joke.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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