What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Woman.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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