- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

knock knock. come in.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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