I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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