Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Yes!

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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