Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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BOOBALANBOO

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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YOLO.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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