- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Pen15

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Tim and Eric

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Guess what.. chicken butt

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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