- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

what did one tree say to the other? move over

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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