What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Woman's rights.

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KKK

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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