whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Hi Jacob You cool

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Your mums a penis joke.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

thermodynamics?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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