what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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learn the ropes?

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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