How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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You.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Hello Braydon

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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this is not a joke

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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