yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Joey mayer's face

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Proof reading

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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luke moore cant pull it back

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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