- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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