- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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