What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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bob saget

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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ecks! why zee?

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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This one time at band camp....

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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