What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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69

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Breast cancer.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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