What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Knock, Knock Come in

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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soccor

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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