Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

An Irishman walks out of a bar

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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