- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

fruit salad?

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

how now brown cow. WTF.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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