what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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