why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Yes!

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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