- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

I like pom

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Penis

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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