Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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I'm taken

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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