Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Gorden Brown.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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