- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

i like turtals and kids

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

A walrus walks into a bar

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

pickle juice?

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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