why is john so fat years of over eating

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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#scabbers

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Women Driving.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Men, get on the boat.

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