Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Jaden McMichael

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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