Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A new restaurant KKKcake

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

pineapples

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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